{"product_id":"midnight-manure-12oz","title":"Midnight Manure | 12oz","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhen the clock strikes twelve and you need a brew that hits like a freight train, reach for Midnight Manure. Dark as a moonless night, this extra-bold roast delivers deep chocolate, caramel, and a fearless kick that laughs in the face of decaf. No actual manure was harmed—just pure goat-named audacity in every sip. For the night owls who like their coffee strong and their jokes stronger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWake Up and Smell the Goat Turd! 🐐😂☕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goat Turd Coffee","offers":[{"title":"Ground","offer_id":45753888374957,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":45753888407725,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/7404\/3053\/files\/MidnightManureShopify.jpg?v=1771729588","url":"https:\/\/goatturdcoffee.com\/products\/midnight-manure-12oz","provider":"Goat Turd Coffee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}